angelcrossmarie

Ugh ita too hot to cuddle. Or do anyrhing else ffor that matter

…yeah.

(via jordenalexanderanderson)

straightedgejuggalo:

Model: Dirty Little Diva

Ummm. I swear this ain’t me but she could be my twin. *that awkward moment when a pornstar looks like you.*

loki-dokey:

avengersaccumulate:

goldenbowties:

veiledsentiments:

stravaganza:

sherlokiid:

avengerintraining:

molly-lollypop:

wtfuckyou:

It’s funny because Americans wont get it

OHMYGOD THIS IS AMAZING.

it took me a second, but…FUNNIEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL DAY

This is the best thing ever okay? Okay.

I DON’T GET IT EITHER! I’m Italian, I want to laugh too… ;n;

i DON’T GET IT CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN I WANT TO LOL TOO.

LOL omg this is amazing

Yes. This is good.

THIS IS BEAEUTUIFIL

I’m American and I get it. :p

(Source: yugoslavic, via acciodoctorwatson)

People hate on one od my bffs because her daughter is half black. It doesn’t matter that her daughter is literally the cutest baby in our town, people turn their noses because she’s mixed. I don’t understand how people can hate a baby. Smh. I didn’t even realize how bad it was until I started carrying her around town and directly receiving the dirty looks because people thought she was mine. I just wish people would get over themselves or die in a fire already.

So I went to jail….

For lying about a friends name to the police. A stupid decision that’s already cost me 200$. We’ll see how much it ends up being with court costs and fines. Fml. I’m done with this its time to get my shit together and grow up.

Ice bong <3

True love?

Sometimes I wish I was dead.

Just spent valentines day exchanging back massages with my bff and watching all the scream movies. It was great. no homo lol.

urbansamurai007:

glitterstainedsoul:

telliunnie:

mr1xiii3:

techsgtjenn:

justwearthatdresswhenyoudine:

alexandraya:

mad-man-with-a-scarf:

cosplaydyno:

justyourshadow:

Grey Chicken,

Okay I’m cool with that.

Black Plaid Water

sounds creepy… lol

Off-Blue Wine. God dammit I’m a hipster.

Blue-Plaid Vodka.

Black Chai

Red Gumbo - I imagine us as a punk zydeco outfit.

Black Water…. sounds like a black/death metal band or Black Taco def a punk band name to me.

Non Existant White Rice. o.0

Magenta Mashed Potatoes. LOOOL

Navy Oreo Molten Cake. Gonna work on that one I think.lol

Angelcrossmarie: Black and White Stew…sounds hipster, ew.

(Source: lastsprout)